About Me

Okay, so... I'm Trevor. Hi. I live in Cornville, BumFuck Nowhere, USA. AAAAAND, I'm a Libra. Whatever.
Most things annoy me, including most people, but every now and then I come across a few like-minded people who aren't so ass-clownish. On the otherside of the spectrum, there's my want to stab douchebags in the eye with one of those cute little shrimp forks. If you annoy me, and or, are a dick in general, an eyepatch is probably in your near future.

I love music, books, movies, television and video games. I'm a writer, Kind of. I'm still working on my first novel, but I have a shit ton of short stories written.
I bounce between two or three books at a time when I'm bored. Mostly when I get pissy and can't make up my mind what to read. So I read EVERYTHING.
I've loved wrestling since I was a kid, WWE, TNA, ROH, WCW, ECW. I've watched as much of it as possible over the years. My favorites right now are CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Sami Zayn, A.J Lee, Bobby Roode, Paige, Kassius Ohno, Corey Graves, Austin Aries and The Shield.

If something I say offends you, leave now, cuz I don't plan on changing, unless I get hit by a bus and can't move anything from my eyebrows down, but damn it, my forehead will still wiggle in such a way as to tell you you're acting cunty.
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Bitch, it ain’t even my birthday.

When they bring me cake instead of pie.

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oh really..? just saw this on instagram💕

Five-year-old girlfriend?

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Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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